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Guest Post: Hierarchy

“I’m not only a client, I’m the Player President”-Notorious BIG

I know it’s been a while but let’s have another moment of silence for Tiger Woods.  No, he isn’t dead, but Tiger didn’t understand the Hierarchy.  Had he called Peter Black, he’d probably have more major championships.  🙂

1.      Wifey

The Wifey is atop all others.  Over the years Wifey earned stripes by putting in work.  She’s ride or die, Bonnie to any Clyde.  Wifey crosses all “T’s” and dots all “I’s”.  She takes care of you and runs the ship in your absence.  Wifey is platinum and should never be traded in for Gold or Silver.  Because of her status, there’s an emotional attachment and above all else, Wifey comes first.

2.      Boo

Boo is second and will always be no matter what she does.  Boo knows about Wifey and aspires to be her.  You spend time with Boo when Wifey is being a %$#@!.  I never said Wifey was perfect.  LOL  Boo gets a daily text and phone call, quality time when Wifey goes out-of-town or when there’s a temporary split with Wifey.  Boo has good qualities just not enough to be Wifey.  Warning, proceed with caution.  Because Boo wants to be Wifey,  she may one day attempt a coup, destroying everything in her path.

3.      Jump Off

The Jump Off is a great role player and understands the intricacies of the hierarchy.  Minimal contact is needed with the Jump Off as she comes off the bench when the game is out of control.  When Wifey is being a &^%$# and Boo is acting an ass, because she’s not Wifey, you call the Jump Off.  The Jump Off knows about the Wifey but not about Boo.  Accordingly, the Jump Off thinks she’s the Boo.  The Jump Off is willing to do anything, anytime, anywhere, not quite friends with benefits but a little more than cut buddies.

4.      In Rotation

If you’re not the Wifey, Boo, or Jump Off, you’re in rotation.  Outside of the occasional quickie you’re nonexistent.  The rotation is normally comprised of ex-Wifeys, ex-Boos and ex-Jump Offs.

Sincerely,

Peter Black

Ladies, clearly Peter Black felt the need to be humorous in this post.  However, we have a hierarchy of men too! Check out my rebuttal to Peter’s post http://wp.me/p1FYfJ-hu  In the meantime, let’s indulge Peter Black………..Where do you fall?

About the Author:

Peter Black aka Benghazi dons a panoramic outlook, giving him a unique hue.  He is a full-fledged libertarian, living life according to his own terms.  Rocked since birth, Peter has Rock Star DNA and is well-traveled.  Born in the South and raised by his mother, he’s a Southern Gentleman but has an affinity for the East Coast.  Peter enjoys the creative process and when he’s not blogging, he’s creating projects for his You Tube channel.

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Posted on December 27, 2012, in Guest Posts and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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